This is Why I'm Still Single

In this page I list the thousands upon thousands why I (maybe even yourself or someone you know) am still single.

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On an unrelated but serious note

It’s really difficult to find extra small condoms.

Then again, I probably should look at finger cots.

Also, try this for an insult:

Your dick is so small, you need a thimble as a chastity cage.

It wasnt through email

But I sent this girl a picture of my diiiiick

I don’t know what it is with females

but I’m not so good with that shiiiiit

Reason # 10 Fap fap fap

It feels great, what can I say?

Is this shit really not moving, tho?

Didn’t even know what number it was

Reason # 9 I don’t give a fuck what number it is

Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey

Long Island Iced Teas

Jameson and Ginger

There may be more, but I love a considerable amount of cutesy boozes

rip my liver

Reason # 8 “Enjoying being single”

YEAH I’M SINGLE YOLO I DON’T HAVE TO BE ALL LIKE THIS OVER MY RELATIONSHIPS

But at the end of the day it’s just me and my girlfriend(s)

Some posts will be depressing, btw, this is just neutral, sorry peeps

I'm just gonna share this because it's fuckin nice →

Just sharing some bootyhole tingling sounds for your ears.

Wait for the drop…

Reason # 6 I’m Picky


Reasonable. Everyone is picky. It’s what makes us the species we are. The difference with me is that my specs aren’t too complex. Is it so hard to get with a woman who doesn’t just want to sit there and take it? That plus being attractive + attracted to me?

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