Stop taking shit so seriously, I’m serious.
Serious seriousness can seriously make you seem unfun.
Seriously. It’s fucked up if you can’t attract someone when you’re trying and you’re serious about it.
It’s really difficult to find extra small condoms.
Then again, I probably should look at finger cots.
Also, try this for an insult:
Your dick is so small, you need a thimble as a chastity cage.
But I sent this girl a picture of my diiiiick
I don’t know what it is with females
but I’m not so good with that shiiiiit