It’s really difficult to find extra small condoms.
Then again, I probably should look at finger cots.
Also, try this for an insult:
Your dick is so small, you need a thimble as a chastity cage.
But I sent this girl a picture of my diiiiick
I don’t know what it is with females
but I’m not so good with that shiiiiit
Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey
Long Island Iced Teas
Jameson and Ginger
There may be more, but I love a considerable amount of cutesy boozes
rip my liver
YEAH I’M SINGLE YOLO I DON’T HAVE TO BE ALL LIKE THIS OVER MY RELATIONSHIPS
But at the end of the day it’s just me and my girlfriend(s)
Some posts will be depressing, btw, this is just neutral, sorry peeps
Just sharing some bootyhole tingling sounds for your ears.
Wait for the drop…